Customer – “I just bought this new camera from [your competitor who’s name starts with an S and ends with an Y’S] and for some reason my pictures are all out of focus. They wouldn’t help me, so I came to you”.
Camera Store Manger – “Just a sec…” takes the camera in the back room, turn the auto-focus AF switch on the lens to “on” waits 3 minutes, walks back out. “Here you go. I put some ‘Sharpeen’ on the lens, it should work much better now. That’ll be $5 bucks.”
Customer – “I accidentally dropped this roll of film on the cement. Will the pictures still be in focus?”
Customer – “You take passport photos? How much to retouch them?”
Customer – Looking at some of my photos that were displayed around the store walls. “Wow, your camera takes really good pictures.”
Me – “Yeah, its a pretty good camera. You should buy one”.
Manager – “That’s the nicest Sunset photo I’ve seen…in the last 15 minutes”.
I’m sure I’ll remember more later….